ERIN! That's me! I'm a hurricane! I'm a hurricane!
- Erin 9-6-01
8/16/2007
6/04/2007
3rd Floor Gillett - Volume I
- Is Lydia here?
- Do you hear her swearing?
- Katie and Jennifer 1-25-02
He has a hung over.
- Pam 11-13-00
When it gets really late like this, I can't .................................. form sentences.
- Erin 11-16-00
He's beautiful! Now he makes salad dressing and he's old. I want Paul Newman to bear my children. Oh, wait, it's the other way around.
- Emily 11-26-00
I think there is a demand for regular, white babies.
- Jacob 11-27-00
No one cares, Hawaii!
- Jolyn 3-11-01
I don't like to run but walking isn't fast enough.
- Lydia 2-18-01
Have you ever been to the library? There are, like, freakin' books everywhere!
- Erin 1-3-01
You're just jealous 'cause you're stupid.
- Dave 2-1-01
I made a vow that I wouldn't get any more damn quotes!
- Erin 12-12-00
- Do you hear her swearing?
- Katie and Jennifer 1-25-02
He has a hung over.
- Pam 11-13-00
When it gets really late like this, I can't .................................. form sentences.
- Erin 11-16-00
He's beautiful! Now he makes salad dressing and he's old. I want Paul Newman to bear my children. Oh, wait, it's the other way around.
- Emily 11-26-00
I think there is a demand for regular, white babies.
- Jacob 11-27-00
No one cares, Hawaii!
- Jolyn 3-11-01
I don't like to run but walking isn't fast enough.
- Lydia 2-18-01
Have you ever been to the library? There are, like, freakin' books everywhere!
- Erin 1-3-01
You're just jealous 'cause you're stupid.
- Dave 2-1-01
I made a vow that I wouldn't get any more damn quotes!
- Erin 12-12-00
5/01/2007
The Quote Book Gets Sauced
Where there's alcohol, there's a Quote Book. Alcohol is great for quotes. Alcohol is not so great for trying to write the quotes down. I manage.
Even Mountain Dew doesn't compare to Erin.
- Justin 9-17-00
If I stay up long enough I can go to Church drunk.
- Vicky 10-8-00
Hey guys, you're littering the lights. I saved you.
- Laura 11-2-00
I need to go to the bathro..... wait, I need more alcohol.
- Erin 11-18-00
Hey Susan!
- Laura 11-18-00
You're sweet. I would almost kiss you but you're a girl.
- Laura 11-18-00
Promise you'll drink me all the water I give you.
- Katie 11-18-00
Don't grab my heiny. It's mine. I will grab it if I want it grabbed.
- Laura 11-18-00
Guess what guys. I peed successfully in the toilet, and I flushed, and I washed. I am still the peeing queen.
- Laura 11-18-00
Amber's pants fell down. 1-17-00
Do you know what is really fun to do? You take a glass of water and take a big drink and then look in the mirror and the water goes everywhere.
- Erin 1-17-00
The room is fuzzy.
- Erin 2-9-01
What's an orange?
- Lydia 2-9-01
It could be the fact that I'm in-eber-jew-ber-ated.
- Jason D 2-9-01
I'm just pourin' out some sin.
- Jason D 2-10-01
So Jolyn, is your dad in the Army or the military?
- Pam 4-6-01
It's the age with no ice. I'm a dinosaur in the Icelandic. I'm a tyrannosaurs! ROAR!
- Emily
The more I drink, the more intelligent I get..... sometimes.
- Erin 8-17-01
Shut your raggedy ass up and shut the fuck up!
- Thomas 12-1-04
Is he nucleating his junk?
- Katie 12-31-04
Every time an angel drinks a bottle of vodka a person gets its wish.
- Thomas 12-31-04
Waaa. Pizza. Waaa.
- Justin 1-9-05
I'll tell you something, I'm pretty hairy..... It's not that funny. I'll say it again, I'm not that hairy.
- Ethan 1-23-05
Did you say there were nine beers left? That means we drank twenty-one beers. That's as many beers as you have to be to drink them.
- Ethan 1-24-05
Let's put the peer in the bitcher.
- Katie 5-1-05
Do you know what's great? Squirrels never get drunk.
- Jason 6-12-05
The Quote Book in action. The "Legos" are in a pyramid in the background.
I'm building Legos, not you!
- Jason 6-12-05
I thought that was a very small truck, man, but it was a motorcycle.
- Katie 6-12-05
I want to go in the tub of water that's warm.
- Thomas 6-18-05
No one likes timers that show your life's death.
- Thomas 6-23-05
Monks are supposed to be poverty and sex-stricken.
- Jason 8-8-05
Ethan is like the flower you can not fragrancely smell.
- Jason 8-8-05
What's the difference between aisle and isle? One's an island and one is a gap between seats.
- Katie 12-7-05
Even Mountain Dew doesn't compare to Erin.
- Justin 9-17-00
If I stay up long enough I can go to Church drunk.
- Vicky 10-8-00
Hey guys, you're littering the lights. I saved you.
- Laura 11-2-00
I need to go to the bathro..... wait, I need more alcohol.
- Erin 11-18-00
Hey Susan!
- Laura 11-18-00
You're sweet. I would almost kiss you but you're a girl.
- Laura 11-18-00
Promise you'll drink me all the water I give you.
- Katie 11-18-00
Don't grab my heiny. It's mine. I will grab it if I want it grabbed.
- Laura 11-18-00
Guess what guys. I peed successfully in the toilet, and I flushed, and I washed. I am still the peeing queen.
- Laura 11-18-00
Amber's pants fell down. 1-17-00
Do you know what is really fun to do? You take a glass of water and take a big drink and then look in the mirror and the water goes everywhere.
- Erin 1-17-00
The room is fuzzy.
- Erin 2-9-01
What's an orange?
- Lydia 2-9-01
It could be the fact that I'm in-eber-jew-ber-ated.
- Jason D 2-9-01
I'm just pourin' out some sin.
- Jason D 2-10-01
So Jolyn, is your dad in the Army or the military?
- Pam 4-6-01
It's the age with no ice. I'm a dinosaur in the Icelandic. I'm a tyrannosaurs! ROAR!
- Emily
The more I drink, the more intelligent I get..... sometimes.
- Erin 8-17-01
Shut your raggedy ass up and shut the fuck up!
- Thomas 12-1-04
Is he nucleating his junk?
- Katie 12-31-04
Every time an angel drinks a bottle of vodka a person gets its wish.
- Thomas 12-31-04
Waaa. Pizza. Waaa.
- Justin 1-9-05
I'll tell you something, I'm pretty hairy..... It's not that funny. I'll say it again, I'm not that hairy.
- Ethan 1-23-05
Did you say there were nine beers left? That means we drank twenty-one beers. That's as many beers as you have to be to drink them.
- Ethan 1-24-05
Let's put the peer in the bitcher.
- Katie 5-1-05
Do you know what's great? Squirrels never get drunk.
- Jason 6-12-05
The Quote Book in action. The "Legos" are in a pyramid in the background.I'm building Legos, not you!
- Jason 6-12-05
I thought that was a very small truck, man, but it was a motorcycle.
- Katie 6-12-05
I want to go in the tub of water that's warm.
- Thomas 6-18-05
No one likes timers that show your life's death.
- Thomas 6-23-05
Monks are supposed to be poverty and sex-stricken.
- Jason 8-8-05
Ethan is like the flower you can not fragrancely smell.
- Jason 8-8-05
What's the difference between aisle and isle? One's an island and one is a gap between seats.
- Katie 12-7-05
4/24/2007
The Quote Book Goes to Europe
The following installment is from a trip to Europe that occurred in the summer of 2000. Art History students on a whirlwind tour of the Mediterranean, 5 countries, one bus.... and little sleep.
On the plane:
In what context was that say, say, say, say, say, said.
- Pia 6-20-00
In Spain:
We are leaving in a little while. A while is over, lets go.
- Fernando 6-22-00
You can do your shopping and some of the girls will need to use the p-ping room.
- Fernando 6-22-00
You know, seeing all these towers and pointed arches and stuff.... it occurs to me, they're all just really ornate phallic symbols.
- Kim 6-22-00
We don't need to worry about who's usin' the "F" word, who's usin' shit..... the "shit" word.
- Mr. Orr 6-22-00
The bats are coming.
- Karla (is drunk) 6-23-00
Where's the canoe?
- Natalie (canoe= Kahlua) 6-23-00
- Get off my bed, man!
- Whose is this?
- It's mine!
- Katie and Toni 6-23-00
Oh! They have ice cream! Let's get ice cream! I want ice cream. Do you want ice cream?
-Kim 6-23-00
As I've told you before, I sometimes like to rest my hands on my breasts because they make good hand holders.
- Momoko 6-23-00
I didn't even know you when I saw your boobs.
- Katie 6-23-00
Barcelona 9:15 am. The entire bus gets mooned by 4 drunk Spaniards. Both parties seemed to enjoy themselves.
In France:
When I get my hands on a whisk I'm gonna be Lord of the Kitchen again!
- Christine 6-24-00
Seems like I'm gonna have fun in the shower today.
- Christine 6-24-00
Are we TRAINS??
- Jessica 6-24-00
I like 69.
- Christine 6-24-00
Bekka lands on her ass in the Pont du Gard, in white pants. 6-26-00
I should put my clothes back on.
- Christine 6-26-00
I think I want to expose myself.
- Christine 6-26-00
I can see with my eyes.
- Christine 6-26-00
In Italy:
They spell Rome without an "e" and Vatican with a "k".... I'm scared.
- Jessica 7-1-00
Ow, I just stepped on my own toe.
- Momoko 7-2-00
In Greece:
I want a picture of someone slapping someone with the ass-slapping bottle.
- Karla 7-3-00
It smells like..... eww.
- Momoko 7-5-00
Oh no Momoko.
- Karla
Eww. We smell, guys!
- Allison 7-5-00
We have, like, an eleven hour flane plight, don't we?
- Momoko 7-10-00
Alaska??!! They're too cold there to get their penises out.
- Katie 7-10-00
I have to pee is what I am.
- Katie 7-10-00
On the plane:
In what context was that say, say, say, say, say, said.
- Pia 6-20-00
In Spain:
We are leaving in a little while. A while is over, lets go.
- Fernando 6-22-00
You can do your shopping and some of the girls will need to use the p-ping room.
- Fernando 6-22-00
You know, seeing all these towers and pointed arches and stuff.... it occurs to me, they're all just really ornate phallic symbols.
- Kim 6-22-00
We don't need to worry about who's usin' the "F" word, who's usin' shit..... the "shit" word.
- Mr. Orr 6-22-00
The bats are coming.
- Karla (is drunk) 6-23-00
Where's the canoe?
- Natalie (canoe= Kahlua) 6-23-00
- Get off my bed, man!
- Whose is this?
- It's mine!
- Katie and Toni 6-23-00
Oh! They have ice cream! Let's get ice cream! I want ice cream. Do you want ice cream?
-Kim 6-23-00
As I've told you before, I sometimes like to rest my hands on my breasts because they make good hand holders.
- Momoko 6-23-00
I didn't even know you when I saw your boobs.
- Katie 6-23-00
Barcelona 9:15 am. The entire bus gets mooned by 4 drunk Spaniards. Both parties seemed to enjoy themselves.
In France:
When I get my hands on a whisk I'm gonna be Lord of the Kitchen again!
- Christine 6-24-00
Seems like I'm gonna have fun in the shower today.
- Christine 6-24-00
Are we TRAINS??
- Jessica 6-24-00
I like 69.
- Christine 6-24-00
Bekka lands on her ass in the Pont du Gard, in white pants. 6-26-00
I should put my clothes back on.
- Christine 6-26-00
I think I want to expose myself.
- Christine 6-26-00
I can see with my eyes.
- Christine 6-26-00
In Italy:
They spell Rome without an "e" and Vatican with a "k".... I'm scared.
- Jessica 7-1-00
Ow, I just stepped on my own toe.
- Momoko 7-2-00
In Greece:
I want a picture of someone slapping someone with the ass-slapping bottle.
- Karla 7-3-00
It smells like..... eww.
- Momoko 7-5-00
Oh no Momoko.
- Karla
Eww. We smell, guys!
- Allison 7-5-00
We have, like, an eleven hour flane plight, don't we?
- Momoko 7-10-00
Alaska??!! They're too cold there to get their penises out.
- Katie 7-10-00
I have to pee is what I am.
- Katie 7-10-00
The following is the very first quote recorded in the Quote Book. We were in painting class, and Shylene was discussing certain difficulties encountered in drawing. At the time, the date was not recorded, but I believe it to be in late September or early October of 1999.
If you make a face that is bigger than a normal face, that'd be hard, huh?
- Shylene
If you make a face that is bigger than a normal face, that'd be hard, huh?
- Shylene
The Quote Book Online!
I've been toying around with this idea for some time. Now that we have Internet, I thought, why not? So here it is, the Quote Book, in electronic format.
I think I will just add quotes, either one a day, or several per week, randomly from the four volumes, and not worry about chronology.
Also, I think I will give context to selective quotes, as memory serves.
I think I will just add quotes, either one a day, or several per week, randomly from the four volumes, and not worry about chronology.
Also, I think I will give context to selective quotes, as memory serves.
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