The Quote Book Goes to Europe

The following installment is from a trip to Europe that occurred in the summer of 2000. Art History students on a whirlwind tour of the Mediterranean, 5 countries, one bus.... and little sleep.

On the plane:

In what context was that say, say, say, say, say, said.
- Pia 6-20-00

In Spain:

We are leaving in a little while. A while is over, lets go.
- Fernando 6-22-00

You can do your shopping and some of the girls will need to use the p-ping room.
- Fernando 6-22-00

You know, seeing all these towers and pointed arches and stuff.... it occurs to me, they're all just really ornate phallic symbols.
- Kim 6-22-00

We don't need to worry about who's usin' the "F" word, who's usin' shit..... the "shit" word.
- Mr. Orr 6-22-00

The bats are coming.
- Karla (is drunk) 6-23-00

Where's the canoe?
- Natalie (canoe= Kahlua) 6-23-00

- Get off my bed, man!
- Whose is this?
- It's mine!
- Katie and Toni 6-23-00

Oh! They have ice cream! Let's get ice cream! I want ice cream. Do you want ice cream?
-Kim 6-23-00

As I've told you before, I sometimes like to rest my hands on my breasts because they make good hand holders.
- Momoko 6-23-00

I didn't even know you when I saw your boobs.
- Katie 6-23-00

Barcelona 9:15 am. The entire bus gets mooned by 4 drunk Spaniards. Both parties seemed to enjoy themselves.

In France:

When I get my hands on a whisk I'm gonna be Lord of the Kitchen again!
- Christine 6-24-00

Seems like I'm gonna have fun in the shower today.
- Christine 6-24-00

Are we TRAINS??
- Jessica 6-24-00

I like 69.
- Christine 6-24-00

Bekka lands on her ass in the Pont du Gard, in white pants. 6-26-00

I should put my clothes back on.
- Christine 6-26-00

I think I want to expose myself.
- Christine 6-26-00

I can see with my eyes.
- Christine 6-26-00

In Italy:

They spell Rome without an "e" and Vatican with a "k".... I'm scared.
- Jessica 7-1-00

Ow, I just stepped on my own toe.
- Momoko 7-2-00

In Greece:

I want a picture of someone slapping someone with the ass-slapping bottle.
- Karla 7-3-00

It smells like..... eww.
- Momoko 7-5-00

Oh no Momoko.
- Karla

Eww. We smell, guys!
- Allison 7-5-00

We have, like, an eleven hour flane plight, don't we?
- Momoko 7-10-00

Alaska??!! They're too cold there to get their penises out.
- Katie 7-10-00

I have to pee is what I am.
- Katie 7-10-00